I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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