"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Randomize
