People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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