Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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