So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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