My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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