It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Shame is for Republicans.
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