How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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