You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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