If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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