I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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