This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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