pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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