I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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