I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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