Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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