i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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