Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish I could teleport
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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