So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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