I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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