Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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