and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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