Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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