I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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