If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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