I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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