Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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