My brain says no but my pants say off.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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