We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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