i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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