he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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