Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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