it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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