quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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