I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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