Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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