sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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