i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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