This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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