I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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