he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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