Whod you bang
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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