So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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