Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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