How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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