I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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