If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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