ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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