Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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