FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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