In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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