every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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