Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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